Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

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1960

Bought an actual weight scale. Can now track my weight accurately.

1961

Just saw a taco bell branded semi truck

1962

$1000 for location and direction

1963

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1964

My girlfriend needs to stop giving me fucking innacurate time-frames it is so fucking annoying

1965

"I'll be home in 10 minutes can you please stay awake I really want to talk to you before you fall asleep"

45 fucking minutes later we talk for 20 seconds and hang up

Meanwhile I have to wake up for work in three fucking hours

1966

You hearing my fucking voice for 20 seconds is not a justification to rob me of 45 minutes.of sleep

1967

sounds like she wears the pants. don't be a pushover

1968

Hi kittens I'll try to be nice to you now.

How are you?

1969

feelin like hot garbage. chemo was yesterday. bit of an upset stomach and have a lot of fatigue. on the bright side i get to do nothing but spend 150+hrs a week playing steam games and working on increasing my game completion % like a doofus while collecting unemployment insurance which is like ~1800 a month.. altho that is monopoly money and means nothing :')

and dont try, just do it. it's not hard. im not that insufferable.

genuine or not, thanks for asking.

1970

are u gonna make it through this

1971

Weed makes chemo a lot less painful. Hit up @Gamut if you need to.
Good luck and God bless.

1972

thought about you in church today claudia
i've never felt comfortable praying and I don't know what your stance on any of this is anyway

but i wish you the best and hope you make it through

1973

@agubar how is the gym going?

1974

going well

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1975

Haha

1976

Not laughing. I was very hungry and you had literally just fucked me over. If i had been hired into an office role at this point I would be running the company by now.

I am a force to be reckoned with.

Stay poor.

1977

I feel much anger in thread.

1978

Yeah i just reread it all and i more or less stand by my posts.

I was incredibly hungry and fed up with my life but that all legitimately would have been ameliorated with a job with adequate compensation.

Now im rich and fine with my life

The only thing thats crazy to me is that broke and fat 2019 me was having sex and rich, strong 2024 me isnt

1979

Basically fuck all the doubters. I would like to apologize for absolutely nothing. Your loss for not hiring me murs