Hell Never Smelled Better,

General
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I light up another cigarette

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I navigate to le crypt

@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 2

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@big_ass and @FrankGrimes the other night

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I sniff the air for traces of death.
BTW I get an INT bonus.
@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 14

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I follow the scent to find the crypt.

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I check my tomes for a way to resurrect a dead thread

@discobot roll 1d20

4 Likes
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:game_die: 1

1 Like
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New roleplay context: My character is extremely racist.

So, ■■■■■■■ - my character says. We headed to this crypt?

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Find a white rock in the crypt.

Roll to check if it's cocaine.

@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 14

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Turns out it is poor quality.

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thread dead in the crypt womp womp

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i swear the discobot is rigged

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just rolled a bunch of 1s and 20s at the best comedic timings

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I arrive at the crypt on my trusty stead and whip my dick out for the whole party to view

Rolling for dick size

@discobot roll 1d20

3 Likes
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:game_die: 1

3 Likes
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This shit is definitely RIGGED

3 Likes
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roll for dick size

@discobot roll 1d20