Hell Never Smelled Better,

:game_die: 19

@Dondi_Fontaine_Houwk grab on soon or I might use my oil of slipperiness.

you guys are the worst roleplayers ever

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Hold me steady while I do this.

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A wizard awaits in the following room, donning a blue cap and long gown. "Welcome. I only tell the truth. What do you want to know about the crypt?"

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Where is the trinnket

I ask him to tell me what 4+4 equals

I found myself standing before him, my heart pounding like a war drum. His gown, a deep azure hue, clung to his lithe form like a second skin. His eyes, piercing and intelligent, seemed to see right through me, igniting a fire deep within.

Now, the crypt. A place of ancient secrets, of untold riches, and of unspeakable desires. I had heard tales of its depths, of the guardians that lurked within, and of the treasure that lay hidden in its heart. But nothing could have prepared me for the wizard that stood in front of me.

I found myself drawn to him, captivated by his words, his knowledge, his power. And as he finished his question, I knew that I had to have it. The treasure, the crypt, and the wizard himself.

I stepped forward, my eyes locked with his. "I want it all," I declared, my voice a low growl. "The crypt, the treasure, and you." As I spoke, I couldn't resist the urge to trace my finger along the intricate embroidery on his gown, feeling the warmth of his skin beneath.

Roll for seduction

@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 3

Let me try mlady.

I roll to seduce for her

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 16

I finish beating my shit off stand up and wipe my hands off on @SOPHIE

@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 5

I give up on Dondi and stuff my junk back into my sock. I start thinking of a question.

I ask the man if there's a lich inside I can learn from

I roll to seduce grimelimes again

Imagine this guy ant dude really is a new user to this site and he takes all this time to design out a dnd campaign not realizing you re tards can’t even go a game of mafia without posting your role PMs

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You couldn't play a game of mafia period so you're not really much better.

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Design? It’s all AI all the way down

Ant dude is a new user.

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