Hell Never Smelled Better,

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I rape the dungeon master while they're afk

@discobot roll1d20

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 13

I'm having trouble keeping up. How is the game meant to be played and would it be possible to keep all the clutter out? Perhaps players can be limited to three posts a day?

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I offer a cigarette to kronkzor44

I accept the cigarette and use my torch to light it. The rich tobacco scent together with the warm embers fill my compadres with a soothing sense of calm and I feel morale raising. Together we welcome whatever tribulations the day have to offer.

@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 14

Me, a busty drow ranger, approaches the entrance of the ancient crypt, the shadows of my face tattoos seem to come alive, reflecting my determination and allure. With a confident stride, I push open the heavy, moss-covered door. The air inside is thick with the smell of damp earth and decay.

I step cautiously into the darkness, feeling the weight of the unknown pressing down on me. The entrance hall is dimly lit by the faint glow of bioluminescent fungi, casting eerie shadows on the walls. I hear the faint scurrying of creatures disturbed by my arrival.

@discobot roll 1d20

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(you are carrying the game)

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@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 15

@FrankGrimes

You manage to find enough stamina to make it into the first room. Upon arriving, you sense the presence of something lurking in the shadows, though this may just be a side-effect of loneliness, given that the rest of your faction have gone to the nearby town to suit up. Not you though, you are confident in your ability to find adequate protection within the confines of the crypt.

The room is mostly barren. A well lies in the north side of the room, and a pile of broken glass lies in the south-east corner of the room. There is another room to the west that sits under an archway, if you wish to progress, otherwise you can investigate the mechanism of the well

Given you are the second of your faction to wish to go to town, I determine that the rest of you, besides FrankGrimes will go.

Upon arrival to the town, you are accosted by a rather small and tanned man in a green and yellow robe. "My armor is the best!" he exclaims. "My armor is the best.", he says again. "First door on the left. Though you don't look like you have much money. That's fine, we do loans." winks "A loan will do. What's a loan for me if not a loan for you.

What woud you like to do? There are ten other buildings in the town. In the corner is a small farmhouse which you can tell is populated by a beautiful maid

I push past the small and tanned man and the rush ahead of the other members of my party to be the first to reach the house of the beautiful maid.

From the muddy street below, I call up to her window.

@discobot roll 1d20 for charisma

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 5

"AY BITCH!" I call up from the muddy street below, spittle flying from my slacked jaw. "Get down here!"

Upon not hearing a response immediately from the open window, I look at my feet and kick a small stone out of the road. Maybe my small act of community service will impress the lady.

Roll to kick a small pebble

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 4