Hell Never Smelled Better,

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:game_die: 3

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I fall down and curse my 6 dexterity.

Roll to point and laugh at this naked ass.

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:game_die: 1

Shit. You look cool as hell.

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I walked into the dimly lit room upstairs with my enchanting companion, the air thick with anticipation. As I turned to face the trans dwarf who had seduced me so skillfully tonight, I couldn’t help but admire their confident charm and fiery eyes.

"After we dive into the pleasures of the night," I began, my voice a low murmur, "how about we spice things up with a little adventure? There's a crypt nearby that’s been whispering my name. We could raid it together tomorrow, explore its secrets, and enjoy a bit of danger after we indulge in each other’s company.”

I leaned in closer, letting my breath graze their ear, "The thought of us fighting side by side, the thrill of unearthing treasures… It seems like the perfect sequel to the night we’ll share. What do you say? But before that, shall we make tonight our first shared conquest?

Roll to determine how sexually satisfied the dwarf is.

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:game_die: 20

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:sunglasses:

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Am I still in this game or nah

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I wake up from a long nap in a carriage nearby

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I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. @big_ass turns into a really beautiful woman.

Extremely sexually satisfied, I fall into a sleepy stupor next to my 7-foot gargantuan partner's taut muscular frame. I carelessly caress his chiseled core, wondering at the great power contained within. Tomorrow, we will surely head to th.. I mumble, falling asleep before finishing the sentence. As I collapse under the oppressive weight of the sandman's spell, a single gold doubloon falls from my patchwork pocket to the floor.

Roll to land h/t

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:game_die: 2

I awaken from a peaceful reverie, feeling the comfort of the straw mattress after a fulfilling night of lovemaking. I gently wake my bedmate, and together we head downstairs for a hearty breakfast of mead and stew.

In the common room, we spot Sophie, Kronkzor Bazingaboy, and Krazykat seated at a table. We join them and start recounting my earlier trip to the crypt. I then try to persuade them to join us for today’s raid, hoping their skills will be valuable to our cause.

Roll for persuasion

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:game_die: 13

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I have rested and finally got my rove and wizard hat on.
I will join you.

@Roragok are you reading this?

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As the Real Party last night descends the Stares, I’m clearly stewing. I try to speak up. “B-busty Drow Ranger? I’ve been so nice to you. When will it be my turn?” And then I roll to charm

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:game_die: 17