If you were looking to start a successful company of any kind, which five members would you choose from this forum to be your employees?

The Hecks that mafia players one. Did I accidentally notify everyone at some point?

Lol, thanks for reminding me

  1. Krazykat
  2. Roragok
  3. Matticus
  4. Epok
  5. Wintermute

Anyone who’s shown any signs of mental instability is immediately out of the question, so the pool of people is significantly reduced on this forum.

What about Nietzsche? Einstein?

Mental illness should really be called mental greatness

Would you hire those people for your company? I would sure as fuck not.

Yes

People that think the exact same way as everyone else is how the company fails

u need a balance dummy

I can’t find my car keys

A mix of mental illness and cocaine is how progression happens

the story of erdos convinced me that if I ever thought of a realistic and meritorious life project I’d be ok with doing speed in order to do it faster

LMFAO

The key is to be able to sustain cocaine. Once you hit that point you’re good for like 3 years

Added note: I would hire DEEPTHROAT as Wintermute’s work partner to minimize the chance of any shenanigans happening.

Reconsidering my employment of Krazykat after seeing his latest posts in the Blog and Weed threads.

alright jdance you want to help me define and implement a stealth authorization mode?