If you were looking to start a successful company of any kind, which five members would you choose from this forum to be your employees?

General
144

Becomes the devil &slips ghb in ur beer to demolish ur boypussy

145

wow

146

Isnā€™t sudo an Asian dude? Why donā€™t we just get some black bitch who will accept lower wages and we get some affirmative action brownie points

147

Paging @LuckyArtist

148

Sup

149

hire me so i can unionize your workplaces

1 Like
150

really upset i havent been chosen for anyones fortune 500 yet

151

Oh @Orion thatā€™s fucked up bro

152

Ian
Jdance
Epok
A2pas
Roragok

153

I refuse to work with epok and roragok.

E: and ian

154

scribbles a number onto a piece of paper and slides it upside down across the table to jdance

How about you see your salary first before you make any decisionsā€¦

155

Giggles incessantly and with rigourous vigour

156

is that two zeros??? I jump in my seat and accept the offer before even finishing the thought

157

Is it

158

Ian sounds tragic like he mighta been a sound specimen but completely fell to some typical life ruining bullshit.

159

? Would I have wasted time typing that if I didnā€™t think so the fuck