ITT: SPAM Blog

[anon75925521]

■■■ Epoch (visibly fumbled) starts to show insecurity about his gift purchases (What? He was insecure about them? That's even worse!

"Well I'm getting a plushie as well hahaha. A murder rom-com and a plushie.

Various people begin to look at each other in silent disbelief

"Well I'll get her something personal too! I've already window shopped a plushie and an unintellectual book. It would be unwise to reward my girlfriend with actual intellectual stimulation (Kant, Infinite Jest) otherwise she may become all the wiser and leave me!"

-Silent frustration begins to emerge amongst
-■■■'s previous peers

Now Sweating: "Well something personal too! They say the best gifts don't cost any money hahaha (That's Nietzche) (But my sexual activity definitely isn't enough for Margaret and I don't possess the writing prowess to write a poem)

-Hm Yes? Are you done? Some people here are trying to blog about actual events in their life instead of worthless trite(a member inquires)-

What? What? I'm window shopping a present for my girlfriend. This IS blogging!

Finish

[anon75925521]

For those concerned about doxxing: Margaret isn’t Dan’s girlfriends name it’s just a take-placer.

[old_electrowizard_acc]

@anon75925521

■■■ Epoch (visibly fumbled) starts to show insecurity about his gift purchases (What? He was insecure about them? That's even worse!

"Well I'm getting a plushie as well hahaha. A murder rom-com and a plushie.

Various people begin to look at each other in silent disbelief

"Well I'll get her something personal too! I've already window shopped a plushie and an unintellectual book. It would be unwise to reward my girlfriend with actual intellectual stimulation (Kant, Infinite Jest) otherwise she may become all the wiser and leave me!"

-Silent frustration begins to emerge amongst
-■■■'s previous peers

Now Sweating: "Well something personal too! They say the best gifts don't cost any money hahaha (That's Nietzche) (But my sexual activity definitely isn't enough for Margaret and I don't possess the writing prowess to write a poem)

-Hm Yes? Are you done? Some people here are trying to blog about actual events in their life instead of worthless trite(a member inquires)-

What? What? I'm window shopping a present for my girlfriend. This IS blogging!

Finish

 

[anon75925521]

[big_ass]

Don’t remove this please I want to read it later

[ilmemmerdelui]

Delete this thread, duplicate thread

[big_ass]

Please retitle and merge with itt:blog

[LuckyArtist]

Haha hey this is a funny thread it made me laugh haha so hilarious

[anon75925521]

It wasn’t meant to be funny but I’m not surprised it aloofed a virgen’s headspan.

[ilmemmerdelui]

That is both not a word and not a correct usage of aloof

[ilmemmerdelui]

Though I’m sure LuckyArtist is aware of this, given his Ivy League Advantage

[old_electrowizard_acc]

@anon75925521

it aloofed a virgen’s headspan.

 

[SOPHIE]

Shrug

[SOPHIE]

Readded him. I’ll just css greybox him lol, but if he’s annoying other people he can practice writing in the other 99 threads

[old_electrowizard_acc]

Goy Club: 1
Corrupt admins: 0

[SOPHIE]

Depluralize admin and add 50 points to both sides

[old_electrowizard_acc]

We all know you’ve been whispering filth into roragok’s ear

[SOPHIE]

Roragok is a strong pious man, I am no match for de_lord

[jones]

It aloofed a virgen’s headspan.

It aloofed a virgens’s headspan…

[big_ass]

Maybe it’s just one of those days but I’m laughing uncontrollably at pretty much everything