Lol. Einstein was my only brother
Mom got me 30 pairs of socks. Genuinely excited for that.
Friendly reminder Ian is the type of guy who meets a girl and completely changes who he is to accommodate her
Edit: without realizing he is doing it and justifies it the entire time
howd your edit turn into a new post? crazy
Idk I feel like discourse is a lot better than the forum users here think. I have no qualms with it.
I changed what I do not who I am…I was always ready for this
are you supposed to be able to parse ian’s text
im running into major difficulty
its easy just read it as if you were talking to a drunk 
this doesn’t make for good bedside manner I’m going to be honest
i very rarely talk to drunk people
Before this happened I had a conversation with my grandpa about the treasure of Sierra Madre and how it gets embarrassing that we’re both people who go along with whatever we get in life
i almost exclusively talk to drunk people
Sad!
I miss the Ian that was becoming a doctor
This reads like a Twitter bot post
someone threw up on my couch earlier this week after playing too many games of bocce ball at the bar
As does this
if you squint really hard you might be able to see my dick
dan/ian are NPCs
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