I don’t slack off - i do dishes, sweep, help with sides. I’m worth the salary for sure.
Best yet I bring up morale
You’re a delivery driver, you don’t get a salary
If my coworker randomly shouted the n word (in a past job this was the case) I would have my spirits lifted
It’s probably going to happen. I’ll be working 84-86 hours a week for minimum wage + tips. What do you think of that?
How would you get 86 hours written in?
Salaried
Couldn’t you just say 60 hour weeks at 1.5x min wage
No overtime allowed
I’m not talking time and a half
You just don’t get it
Salaried workers get a set amount of money per year, hours being irrelevant
I’d get salaried on the condition that I work 85 hours per week and not get paid overtime. The salary would be set at a wage equivalent to a 1.0x 85 hour week
It’s very clear you’ve never had a shit job
Why the fuck would you ever take that deal?
7 grand a month for a delivery job
Check that math
Take this deal.
Okay. $9.65 * 85 * 4 = $3281
31 * 110 = $3410 (average tips in a night)
3410 + 3281 = 6691