Lol You Know I don’t get pto
I took salary in a slave contract
I know calling in sicks against yr moral code but u should have new life experiences too
I’ve never called in sick before
That’s true
So make ur first time meaningful…
I live with my boss idiot
I got this salary purely from nepotism
Step 1–fly in Thursday night
Step 2–call in sick Friday morning and sleep all day after Manhattan
Step 3–discover ur ability to interact with people at small house parties and smoke weed and drink or don’t but still be funny and discover a new level of self confidence
the fuck
Well shit just tell him there’s someone u gotta see
He’ll be Happy for yoy
BRB sex
9, 10, 4, 11, 19, 16, 19, 13, 7, 7, 4, 19, 3, 16, 4, 17, 11, 14, 3, 18
ian is a bad influence jdance
remain a celibate single minded delivery boy slave for now itll pay dividends
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Roll 20d20 dude
i knew for a fact there would be 0 20s