Jdance ♿

How can you afford to drink for $48 so often?

At least 12, if you’re ordering some mixed drinks that take effort. Probably around 20

Am I growing on deepthroat again?

I always agreed with you about being a big tipper. Probably cause we have both been delivery drivers

The only thing I deliver is a swift death

Huh? I usually don’t spend that much. I get free drinks pretty often too.
I bought my buddies drink this time because I’m borrowing his car while my bikes down and my car is getting painted.

You have money to fix your bike and paint your car. Jesus Christ you’re rich aren’t you

The paint guy is my neighbor. I replaced his trucks rear springs in return for fixing all the rock chips in my hood.
The bike has a bad stator and it’s like a $40 part. Just gotta remove a case and replace it. Shouldn’t be too hard to do myself.

Have you ever tried bartering or DIY instead of having someone else do things? Saves you a lot.

No idea how much painting the car hood would cost, but he is blending the paint so it doesn’t stand out too. Really nice guy.
Think doing the springs in his truck took me like ~30 minutes? Feel like it was a good deal.

The last thing has to do is wet sand it, so I should get it back Monday night which will be nice.

He has no skills to barter

I’m sorry that’s rude he’s incredibly proficient at taking pizza pies from point A to point B

I spent $120 on drinks last night. $90 of that was to go beers of the releases last night tho

Child pornography should be legal between consenting kids. Just tax the hell out of it and use that money on bettering sex education

JESUS CHRIST

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I think the issue with your idea is kids being unable to consent is what most would consider settled law

Unless we’re speaking of ephebophiles

What is that

Probably you

@SOPHIE please change my title to ’ ephebophile’