I am legitimately growing my mustache to look like this
Very fucking excited for it
Gross did
It’s a sign that I eat pussy to those who are listening
More like a sign that you suck dick
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I promise you most people with mustaches like that do not eat pussy unless they also have a man bun
Let’s Fucking Do IT
What the fuck is in Monster Ultraviolet? I feel like the taste isn’t supposed to taste good but it does. It tastes like alpha or gamma Ray’s.
Welcome xylophone
look at my profile picture for a reference of what type of facial hair looks really good to a woman
these flowing moustachios are like a gondorian beacon to the womanly world that says: yes, I eat ass
Salary starts now. Woo!
Had to go home today before the Vikings game because of 40 hours. (Boo)
I need another job I’m bored
I got a job for you workin DEEZ NUTS LMAOL
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sometimes i feel you guys are just really not appreciative of what I do here
Shut up, retard
Going to post in this thread every 5 minutes to prove my boredom
It was not a funny post
Alright.
Fuck yes I get to cover someone’s shift for an hour in the morning and then work 7 hours later