I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt my self reflection is without bias and rigorous. Much more than Sudo’s. Without a fucking doubt
From what I can tell sudo seems to be legitimately low functioning autism
Tbh I think I’m on autistic speatrum
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Sudo: Seeks and can legitimately uphold a relationship, employed in a demanding position
Jdance: Jacks off to friends girlfriends or 17yos in parking lots and when he isn’t working a job (that anyone with 137 Iq or lower could do) he’s pumping iron or heroin
Never jerked off to a 17 year old (except for when I was like 17) otherwise accurate
Did I mention I ate arbys today. Probably explains my latent anger
I don’t see how sudo could be working any tech job with a typing speed of a little over 5 words per minute though to be honest, and he talked about fucking random dudes at a truck stop so I’m going to assume he’s an Arab immigrant truck driver
Sudo is a welcome addition to these United States. Swell chap.
I would love to fuck Arab immigrant truck drivers more, but I’m stuck in office PMing and business side analytics, trying to spend less time on SQL and technical side work.
All my friends went or are consultant :/ feel like I’m missing out
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How is Arab immigrant truck driver a lower rung than what you occupy lmao
Also, how is fucking one lower than being a VIRGEN???
Being a virgen is actually a big honor
No
sorry about that sudo when i eat carbs i become very aggressive i believe due to self loathing
and your low typing speed is what makes me angry. nothing else
English second language xd
Shave ur cawk or your face?
Arab then
Jesus Christ Stalin is mean
Have you ever had a correct read on somebody