Jdance ♿

That’s the thing with having kids.

Women generally date guys 5-8 years older. So when they’re 25 the man’s 33. The man’s ready for kids. But the woman is at 25 – peak career development time.

that was my plan that wasnt godplan

Is he watching?

i dont know this isnt a 2 way street i dont know what the fuck hes doing

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im gonna drink a caffeine free coke and see if that helps

I almost jacked off in the car on a delivery today. Do you think he was watching?

Well I was definitely stroking while listening to porn

i think thats a criminal act

It was underneath my shorts

i dont think that matters

It matters to me.

nobody cares this threads about me

What are you wearing

nice they added rolemodels to netflix

I saw that

sorry kittens i still need time before im ready for a baby what my lifes missing right now is larp

Do you want to be roommates

no im very sensitive to external noises

your presence would be maddening

They should make a reality show where they put 12 schizophrenic people in one house and agonize them

Winner gets to calm down