Jdance ♿

If they let you keep it you should get it put into 2 shoes and you can have some giant ultracomfort slippers

It will be too late for the current girl at that point. Just do the surgery yourself

Alternatively you could make yourself a nice airplane pillow and a little stress ball

There are new kids being born all the time. I’ll be fine.

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Never lose hope, every year brings new prey!

Qv

Fuck you I made that joke first

I vote with my quote votes

No better feeling than going over the speed limit driving by the pigs and not getting pulled over. Fuck the police

you’re not even brown…

Loose skin lmao

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Dude shut up I don’t appear like that

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Ah. Shit

you’re actually disgustingly scarred from your previous fat self

Previous haha I win

Not fat but still look disgusting so what’s the point

Stupid bitch

Plus you’re a virgin lmao