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I have been burnt

I would just wait for CRISPR.

I don't even mean look weird mixed race people look fine it's just like the idea of seeing my child not have my skin is off-putting

Probably an evolutionary instinct I guess

I'm sure that's why the neanderthals were wiped out

Thoughts Matthew?

None

Tfw u might have knocked up a bitch

I just laughed at imagining ur kid saying eyyyyy pops watchubin up to

lmao

Spotted in his natural habitat

you should bring him onboard

No

He has a lot of value to add. If you think about it youll realize you and your autistic Buddy are two boring peas in a pod and agree a bit too much to actually develop this product. What you need is a third guy who adds flavor to the party, who doesnt land every idea but somehow shits a nugget of gold every once in a while because of his diverse background.

Enter Mohammed

He looks like hed do miscellaneous shit for you if you ask nicely too idk

Really need to be having regular sexual intercourse to keep my testosterone levels high but Tanya blocked me. If my testosterone levels drop so will my muscle gain which creates a negative feedback loop resulting in me being less attractive and having less sex and so on

Yikes

MUH T-LEVELS!!!!!!!

Women only want one thing and it's disgusting: for a virile male to breathe clouds of pure testosterone into their face and send them into a mating frenzy. A woman's needs can only be truly satisfied by the T-Elite. If you're not bald by 24, you have to face facts - your body was not meant to produce the testosterone required to satisfy a female, and you will die alone.

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I'm glad u have a good job Matthew