Did she find your needles?
She saw them yeah
Cool thanks that’s all I need to know to call your mom and pretend to be a heroin dealer while I ask her to pay back what you owe me $500
They're not hidden they're literally just sitting on my bookshelf along my acid and shrooms
hope your mom is accepting of your new heroin habit
Do you want her phone number?
Yes
You can probably find it in a phone book
Just give it to me pussy why would you say that unless you’re going to give it to me?
I thought about it again and realized it was a bad idea .
Let me call your mom dude
canu pass the popcorn
waiting for god to come down from heaven and suck my dick
You want me to call your mom you fucking NEET loser? Maybe it’ll inspire her to kick your loser faggot 24 year old manchild ass the fuck out like you deserve
Even if you managed to get my mom's number and somehow convince her I was on heroin (going to be impossible considering how incredibly stable I am) I wouldn't give a shit dude
I’m not going to do it without your permission
Do it
Ok thanks
I would just say hey Mom I'm not on heroin and if she didn't believe me then she is a retard and I don't lose sleep