Sometimes I have to run it under water to make sure I don't eat it out of the garbage the next day
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I've been there, it's not fun
that's beyond me though you are something
Last week I had locked my cards in Tupperware so I couldn't order food but I shook it around a bit until I could clearly read the card.
Also did that but put them in an envelope but it turns out I have the card memorized
Imagine living like this
You are gay
Bro there's like 4 inches of snow on my car but I don't have a snow remover tool
Winter hasn't started yet. I refuse to believe there is snow on my car. I will turn my car on tonight and just drive.
The snow will be gone - like a dream
why wasnt this posted in no diet december wtf
What is this incel shit lmao
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You in like 3-24 months once the honeymoon phase wears off and she cheats on you
I'll take those life savings Christmas 2023 though.
Deal
it’s funny because jdance is probably gonna marry the first girl who ever slept with him
Currently in a 3 year relationship with the fourth girl I ever slept with
Probably wouldn't marry that first girl as far as I know she does meth now
Exactly which behaviors do I display that have some of you thinking I'm not absolutely perfect in every way?