Jones - A Critique of Critiques.

TOPICS: LINDY, SOME LAW ON BREVITY (ABC CONJECTURE THEORY).

A) LINDY APPLIED TO "VIDEO GAMES".
B) That which is brief is more easily verified as being correct; a heuristic: the longer something is, the more likely it is some combination of meaningless, nothing, or flat out incorrect. See JAPANESE ABC CONJECTURE.

Moreover, the only proper way to analyze things is through math, computation, some philosophy (types, etc.), systems-level thinking.
There is no reason to analyze in any other way: the bible exists and has existed for 2000 years. It's solved.

The spectrum of Video Games: GAME <-> BIBLE CLONE

QUALITIES OF A GAME:

  1. Modification of the mechanics of the game result in a new game.
  2. Has few core elements, refined. SEE LAW OF BREVITY.
  3. Requires TECHNICAL execution.

Preferably, the complexity comes from permutations of the mechanics/the state space is huge, not simple memorization testing the players working memory.

QUALITIES OF A BIBLE CLONE.

  1. Requires a narrative.
  2. Requires a specific theme or art.
  3. MAKES YOU "REFLECT" or "HAS A MESSAGE"
  4. One can make a 2000 year video "reviewing" or "making a video about it".
  5. VIOLATES THE LAW OF BREVITY.

EXAMPLES:

  1. TETRIS (GAME: HAS BEEN RELEASED UNDER EVERY IP IMAGINABLE).

  2. ELDEN RING (BIBLE CLONE: RELIES ON ART AND "CONTENT" (3 BILLION DOLLARS OF DEVELOPER TIME BUILDING EFFECTIVELY THE SAME THING IN PARALLEL). MASHED TOGETHER.

A HITTITE MAN is TIME TRAVELED TO 2020, WHEREUPON HE FINDS ME PLAYING HEARTHSTONE.

The Hittite Man: hits legend in 2 weeks, natural skill in actual "games". When asked to explain what Hearthstone is
"it is sort of a combination of a play and a game".

A MINOAN MAN is TIME TRAVELED TO 2020, WHEREUPON HE FINDS NMAGANE PLAYING WoW (LOL).

The Minoan Man: "this play is too long", "where are the titties, in my culture we have sex scene in movie"

How to evaluate whether you're playing a Bible Clone:

CHECK THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE FIRST GAMES (Babylonian lotteries, gambling, etc.) AND YOUR GAME.

REMEMBER: God OUTLAWED gambling (when did this occur, the Old Testament, when Jesus died?) but he didn't OUTLAW your ■■■ WESTERN RED DEAD REDEMPTION SIMULACRA

of note: PLATO (existing before God) OUTLAWED your ■■■ WESTERN RED DAED REDEMPTION SIMULACRA.

In sum: GAMES rely on the underlying complexity of the space of computation.

BIBLE CLONES rely on you being a degenerated servant of DIS with what remnants of your soul unknowingly yearning for the NEW TESTAMENT.

If you have ANY CONCEPTION of what the DOCUMENT OBJECT MODEL is, YOU AREN'T REAL. It is a CONTRIVED POTEMKIN THEORY only invented TO GIVE WOMEN, ■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■ an UPPER MIDDLE CLASS LIFESTYLE.

And his disciples came upon his tomb, finding the entrance slab pushed aside. "Look, Jesus has risen!" exclaimed Paul. Adding Luke, "and look, he has left his GCP BigQuery Practitioner certification! His Lean Six Sigma Scrum Master Diploma!".

And Jesus said to the unholy man: touch grass chud ■■■■■■. And he went outside and marveled at the landscape (fat dumb Americans, libtard women subsidized by the state, blacks). He "petted the cat" outside the mansion owned by sodomites who recently put up a Ukranian flag.

I truly love my community! ("family" that is just a bunch of drug using foster children (5'7", unidentifiable race admixture (mullato? hispanic?)) that is paid by the state so they can live 8 people in the shittiest house on the block).

All cringe.

It's honestly remarkable how insecure you can be - to the point of writing this whole page of nothing to repeat what I already summed in the OP with 3 sentences.
You have no actual opinion or taste in this, you're just trying to put a square peg in a round hole lol.
Everyone here can tell that you are strawmanning and grasping about things you don't understand. The only games you've played in the last 5 years were Hearthstone, WoW, and Dota.

i want be smart. only think math and scienc . :drooling_face:

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I am a poltergeist

Jones might have a fetish for self humiliation to be honest, the way he keeps falling for the same mental cycles over and over - he claims to be "autistic like unabomber" just to sound like a snowflake, but he's in reality just actually an unintelligent person. Sad.

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I completely agree with Jones about WoW and Elden Ring/Dark Souls. But my IQ is only 112. I think we can therefore conclude that it isn't superior intellect makes us find these games uninteresting but rather subjective taste in games.

Yes, I agree with Jones too, those games are deeply flawed - the issue is that he can't separate the audience from game, and cannot separate the narrative of the game from its gameplay either.
The biggest issue with Jones is his consistent loud usage of logical fallacies, and whenever you try to argue against it - you instantly become a strawman in his mind that is trying to make his imaginary children (he will never have children) transexual.

Especially when he refuses to understand the oppositions argument:
I tell him that the only WoW I cared for was PvP Arena, a completely separate section of the game that is closer to DotA than an MMO - but no, he refuses to make any distinction and instead turns it into a political movement, utilizing "jokes" about tradition and history in order to justify his current behavior.

This is just one of many examples on jones and I's disagreements on game taste - I won't get into the computational complexity thing again, I think it's quite clear how meaningless that argument is.

It's quite sad what he turned into, just an automaton.

"Games" are just an amalgamation of all other previous forms of media + player input. And why shouldn't they be? It's just a more flexible version of the things that came before it.

Agreed. His narrow minded view of humanity leads him into an outlook of nihilo-cynicism, a cave in which he is trapped for eternity.
Much like Plato's cave allegory - Jones' only visions of the outside world are the shadows reflected by his Rust code.

I hate to tell you this but even your revered "Technical Games" are made by sodomites and mulattos - the autistic people who make these sort of games are not "Unabomber Autistic," they are "Wear cat ears and watch cartoons for children every day" autistic. If you are consooming "games" you are impure in the eyes of God and probably going to Hell. It is on the same tier as masturbating and lusting after your neighbor.

The only pure/holy experience is to feel the sun on your skin and put your feet in the sand and look at the sky and the sea and know God

There is utility in people's (Jones') misconceptions. Perhaps developers are spending too much money on graphics and not investing enough in deeper gameplay mechanics.