Kaptenrobert walks into teamspeak

Dota? , He throws a mean look across the room.

Nmagane starts fumbling his hands around trying to launch dota, dropping his headset to the ground.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE? YOU'RE MUTED! He exclaims.

Sorry roben it's just my headset. Is slark going mid?

SHUT THE FUCK UP NMAGANE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! he lets out another thundering roar that shakes the teamspeak to it's very base.

25 minutes of silence follows, and is concluded with a disconnect sound from robert's client. After fucking mentally retarded swedish whores, robert is once again done with his daily bit of dota 2. He pulls out of the teamspeak.

Metaphor for kaptenrobert : A huge black dota 2 penis insterted into the teamspeak ejaculating for half an hour straight until it's dry to the skin

Metaphor for kaptenrobert: Beats his teamspeak wives every day before bed

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Did anyone else see the Epok Deleted Post on April 28th 2024? He mentioned how he was trying to optimize forum KPIs but deleted it probably after he realized that it wasn't in the moderator lounge.