Lmao call the police retards

Post it in the Gamers thread agubar

Wrong thread. Don’t make me use these hands…

dogs dont have hands dumbass they have paws

tell jdance that long-standing relationships aren’t founded on sex and he needs to stop sending these dirty videos

about this fact? im pawsitive

that was sof ucking epic please clap

Dan I need your post, please hit enter

you can send a filthy video like that to your good buddy as a sort of quick dick-comparison and check-in but sending it to the lass you are courting is a step too far and will certainly tank your SMV on the long run

I like the sentiment here for obvious reasons but I cant have jdance thinking this is his nest. At some point hes just too Large and hopeless to continue feeding and theres so many other, likely better candidates to regurgitate our wormfood into like noblewongs. Just let him try to make it out there as a chicken or something.

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This is his nest fuck u

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I dunno. While I don’t think long standing relationships are founded on sex, I think it helps keep them solid. Best relationship I’ve had to date involved incredible sex.

I got bored of the idea of saving him though

Need to get the wong-exchange working so I can short the shit out of jdance stock after getting this premium insider information

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namafia is performance art

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we should pick a date in the future, print out a transcript of the whole thing

and sell it to a museum

even more so than you realize

it will be the defining piece of the century im sure of it