Loomdun dota everyone

[Paine]

@Gamut

Would you rather be hetero and die, or be gay forever? Don’t lose this opportunity, Sammy.

quote yeet vote

[SCSF]

@Sammyboy

this shit was one of the more insane parts, he also believes he will become immortal in like 10 years with this SENS research bullshit. like he legit was telling me we would become immortal together ??? like what the FUCK holy shit. the dude legit believes hes gonna become immortal soon and cried to me one day after I turned him down again about how he connected with me emotionally and we would become immortal together and insinuated he would pay for me to become immortal??? WTF BRO

holey fucc

[FrankGrimes]

@pepper

tfw when no qt immortal twink bf

qv

[REFPSI]

Anyone else hoping for more #metoo stories of dota players?
shit this thread was litty. we need more drama we need more beef.

[Gogey]

remember when loomdun dota invented phantom lancer jungle and would melt down if his team told him not to do it

(single pull for 6 minutes)

[GlazedGaming]

its kinda funny though xD I know the feeling when gays hit on you. You gotta tell em to fuck off

[Gogey]

[big_ass]

Poor Loomdun

[big_ass]

I’m officially making it our thread duty to redeem and rehabilitate this guy

Starting with: he has not contacted me yet about writing his defense but I’m sure he will. I’d like to draft it here and get you guys’ feedback.

First thought so far is something about how it’s homophobic for straight guys to not let their gay friends fool around with them. If you were a true friend, you would let your gay friend fuck you in the ass. Not because you’re gay but just because you’re not homophobic.

Let me know what you guys think of this idea and whether we can get it to a state where Loomdun can post it on his twitter

[old_electrowizard_acc]

@big_ass

it’s homophobic for straight guys to not let their gay friends fool around with them. If you were a true friend, you would let your gay friend fuck you in the ass. Not because you’re gay but just because you’re not homophobic.

 

[big_ass]

We have to make it sound convincing enough that the mass of actual insane people on Twitter will pick it up and run with it

[big_ass]

Gamers on Reddit are Flaming Loomdun For Sniffing Teammates’ Bedsheets - When Will This Homophobia End #realGamers

[a2pas]

I Always Rifle Through Homeboys Bedsheets Checking And Making Sure He Knows He Had A Wet Dream

[SOPHIE]

Someone refer him to the site for rehabilitation, Ians wrapping up his now so we have an opening

[Matticus]

Can’t wait for my Immortality pills, hopefully they also get rid of bone spurs…

[Pheonix]

Nothing wrong with a friend stimulating your prostate

[big_ass]

Immortality: The Latest Gay Plot To Sniff Your Bedsheets

[big_ass]

we NEED loomdun on this site

[a2pas]

To be honest I have a lot of fun leading loomdun on in twitch chat talking about twinks bc I’m a deeply closeted man

[Agubar]

faggot vampires lvie foreevr