You can hang onto false hope as much as you want - but fake Christianity isn't any better than Satanism.
I saw an image of the three wise men -- one was a Bantu man.
The people who adhere to "fake Christianity" are far better looking.
Sorry guys I don't mean to steal your Christmas hahahahaha.
somehow this turned to poop
Praise Science.
At least these are high-effort -- I want you to imagine /r/atheism as a legal doctrine for religious displays.
I really don't like Christmas because it reminds me that I'm not near rich enough to be seperated from the poor filth in this country. "Americans" (and at least 30% of the people I see aren't American, they're illegal Guatemalan trash) are vomit inducing.
I hope none of you had a Merry Christmas, and it's not because I don't like you or I'm an asshole -- it's because you objectively don't deserve it.
guys please
What's your favorite Christmas song?
Giddy UP jingle horse pick up your feet
jingle around the CLOCK
mix and mingle in a jingling beat
Merry Christmas!