ROFL
hey what’s the coordinates for the map room? I’m at spawn and can’t find it
Go from your base towards the mountain, staying at ground level
be mindful of the llamas.
nice ty. llamas are cute
glacier at -4485 -2430
Some screens from exploring today. I'm filling out the map a little bit and trying to find a jungle.
Dogs just north of spawn if anyone wants. Keep in mind spawn is bottom right corner of the map.
Village north of spawn. This is probably the closest village to spawn. I did not trap any villagers.
More llamas. I'm not gonna grab em as they're the same color as the ones I already have and I can probably just breed those.
Found an ocean! This may be the closest ocean to spawn. Idk. There's a village near it with all the people sealed into their houses.
i’ve discovered something with the utmost importancy.
It Ends As It Began
Ahhahahahahaha! I can't believe you guys actually believed all that shit about community building and having fun together. My only fun is seeing the tears in your eyes when all of your hard work comes crashing down and you learn to speak my name in a quiet whisper only; the gamer who took it all away from you, who ruined your fun. The Griefer.
I'm really sorry to do this to you all but you were warned and you definitely had a fair chance to get out from under this before it happened. Unfortunately, you fell for my bullshit and you will now feel the consequences.
Does this photograph look familiar? It's the space beneath DotaKyle's base. I've made a couple additions - I think you can figure out which I'm talking about. Over the last 24 hours I have dug a space like this beneath each of your bases and outfitted each of them with a similar motherlode of TNT. Don't try to find it. I assure you these hidey-holes have been thoroughly trapped and will go off at the slightest hint of an intruder.
Why did I do this? Well, I really had no reason at all. It's just fun for me. The slight frame lag when I see it go off and observe the remains of your base scattered through the air sends a jolt of adrenaline through my veins and fills my phallus with blood.
Yes, I was squeezing my hog to it when I destroyed your bases, and I'm going to keep doing it even if you ban me.
Yours Truly,
Wintermute
my base is gone. this is all dans fault.
lmao
sucks that the servers backed up so it could just get reverted
Meanwhile krazykat bans me.
Same.
I already said I was sorry.
And my base is intact. In fact, I have a new friend.
who is your new friend?