I hear the phone calls in my dreams
"Hello sir, we heard you are unvaccinated, and our sperm bank is in dire need of donations. We are completely out of stock of attractive, physically fit, unvaccinated latin seed. Please hear our offer. We can offer upwards of a million dollars per milliliter of your precious semen reserve. We understand that you are a big practitioner of semen retention so we are also including that you be milked by a woman of your choice."
"Sorry bank i heard you dilute my spunk with chemicals and garbage"
"No sir, there will be no need for us to do this, as the receiptients of your donation are already lined up and are willing to adapt to your schedule so that they may be instantly inseminated upon your release."
"Are they vaccinated?"
"Yes unfortunately the majority of them are"
"Tell the unvaccinated ones to give me a call, i'll make arrangements to inseminate them naturally in the position they choose, for optimal results and for the healthy development of the offspring."
"How much do we have to pay for this service?"
"2 Million per child."
"Certainly, it was a pleasure doing business with you, considering it done, i will begin making arrangements. talk to you soon"
"One more thing, that is 2 million in btc, or silver. your choice"
"Ah, I see, understood, looking forward to having you please our clients"