Namafia Best Posts. Discourse Edition

[big_ass]

@FrankGrimes

All of you guys' best posts according to Discourse are your pet photos

[yns]

@REFPSI

gold

[yns]

@REFPSI

I hear the phone calls in my dreams
"Hello sir, we heard you are unvaccinated, and our sperm bank is in dire need of donations. We are completely out of stock of attractive, physically fit, unvaccinated latin seed. Please hear our offer. We can offer upwards of a million dollars per milliliter of your precious semen reserve. We understand that you are a big practitioner of semen retention so we are also including that you be milked by a woman of your choice."

"Sorry bank i heard you dilute my spunk with chemicals and garbage"

"No sir, there will be no need for us to do this, as the receiptients of your donation are already lined up and are willing to adapt to your schedule so that they may be instantly inseminated upon your release."

"Are they vaccinated?"

"Yes unfortunately the majority of them are"

"Tell the unvaccinated ones to give me a call, i'll make arrangements to inseminate them naturally in the position they choose, for optimal results and for the healthy development of the offspring."

"How much do we have to pay for this service?"

"2 Million per child."

"Certainly, it was a pleasure doing business with you, considering it done, i will begin making arrangements. talk to you soon"

"One more thing, that is 2 million in btc, or silver. your choice"

"Ah, I see, understood, looking forward to having you please our clients"

GOLD

[yns]

@REFPSI

Besides soon my unvaccinated sperm will be super rare and heavily desired by all vaccinated women and homosexual men. However neither of which will receive it.

TRUTH

[REFPSI]

Best post.

[FrankGrimes]

@iNDo0R_5T0RM

jdance

In regard to the structure of the human number language, huberphilological research reveals an almost complete universal uniformity. Everywhere the ten fingers of man (& womxn) have left their permanent imprint on the selection of a base ten number system.

In all Indo-European, as well as Semitic, and most primitive languages there are independent number words up to , beyond which some compounding principle is used until is reached.
All these languages have independent words for 100 and 1000, and some for even higher decimal units.

Yet there is one apparent exception....

There exists amidst the most primitive tribes of namafia.com a mong... among us which does not conform to the anthropomorphic nature of our counting scheme.....

Instead this creature called @jdance employs a r_etarded system of numeration which has neither 5, 10, nor 20 for a base. A basal system so debased only the most precociously backward mattress soiling cesspool of effluvium would adopt it.

It is a binary system , i.e., of base two.

This savage @jdance has not yet reached finger counting .

He has independent numbers for one and two, and composite numbers up to six. Beyond six everything is denoted as "heap."

@huber, whom we have already quoted in connection with the Los Angeles tribes, claims that the @jdance count by pairs:

@Derumination

I really have a passion for computers and binary

So strong is the habit of this daft cunt that he will rarely notice if a post receives an additional two likes; he will however, become immediately aware if a post receives a single additional 200 iq emoji

His sense of parity is stronger than his number sense.....

Curiously enough, this most basic of bases had an eminent advocate in relatively recent times in no less a poster than @big_ass!

@big_ass

@big_ass saw in his binary arithmetic the image of creation..... He imagined that Unity represented God, and Zero the void; that the Supreme Rock Lobster Being drew all lesser tardy beings from the void, just as Unity and Zero express all numbers in his system of enumeration.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/5/5c/Vo_enigma_enig_spawn_07.mp3

And so it's interesting to speculate what turn the history of namafia.com culture would have taken if instead of flexible fingers man had articulating pincers.

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[FrankGrimes]

@big_ass

Namafia: 0 rape allegations in 2020

So far we are out ahead. Dont go fucking this up guys

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[SOPHIE]

@LuckyArtist

U guys are shit and trash and eat shit and go fuck urselves and your idiot feelings cuz I don’t negotiate with fucking stupid mother fuckers and I won’t be nice just cuz ur shit brain feelings get hurt

[yns]

Do we have an archive of the NMA quote vote post anywhere

[Friend]

btw i 100% peaked macaron wise with those. best macarons i ever made

[yns]

@Gamut

Need a huge favour from someone. My girlfriend is gorgeous and we have a great sex life, but she wants to start having kids, and the Pfizer mRNA vaccine has rendered me impotent. Are there any virile unvaccinated men willing to breed her for me? Please DM.

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[yns]

@Matticus

This thread isn't really about me, it's about rekindling the friendship between nma and notjones. The only reason I am in the mix is because I was excited about the prospect of nma and notjones working on video games. It would be a terrible waste if they didn't, in my opinion. I was considering sending notjones a graphics card since he is broke and in a state of poor mental health.

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[big_ass]

@electrowizard

@hbotz

understand why God is a lobster.

Read past the first fucking paragraph. It becomes very fucking apparent over the chapter

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[yns]

How long has this forum been up now Jesus Christ

[yns]

Basketball thread

The weather is perfect right now for playing - made a few clips the other night Who here plays? https://gfycat.com/EssentialFeminineBoar https://gfycat.com/LivelyCompetentAsianlion https://gfycat.com/MindlessEmptyFunnelweaverspider https://gfycat.com/EnergeticImmaculateHoiho Sorry about the sideways ones. I’m getting pretty clean after only playing for about 2 years I only shoot 3’s :money:

[FrankGrimes]

that was a good one.

was that the same post where he differentiated between strong and weak roleplay?

[SOPHIE]

@FrankGrimes

@Plasma1337

What about dental health?

what about it? cavities didnt exist yet because there wasn't processed sugar so tooth rot wasn't possible. most caveman actually flossed with fibres from animal sinew and were exposed to naturally occuring fluoride. also gigachad jawlines meant bigger mouth cavities which permitted wisdom teeth to grow in without complication.

soy has actually shrunk the human mouth

[SOPHIE]

We'll have outlived the old one soon

[yns]

https://namafia.com/t/genuinely-sincere-topic-on-epoks-valve-employee-member/2865

[insom]

seriously?