Namafia Best Posts. Discourse Edition

[yns]

Kksweet captain Robert made the posts

[SOPHIE]

Using math to find “Who asked?”

[insom]

That one mf whose participating in “No Nut November”

accurate

[Osiris]

@ian

@mafiabot sign

[REFPSI]

Yo my friend called me, told me we had to see someone who was sick in the hospital.
I was just about to go to the gym but the body wasnt ready.
So i agreed and we hop in my car and pick up real natural medicines and cures.

Anyway so we head out and we get to the hospital. Lady at front desk tries to force us to mask up, we call the bullshit, and i get tight, i aint putting on no mask ya know me. So after arguing with her, she tryna make us take a covid test too and asked for vax shit
Im like hell no this person could be dying and is very sick how dare they place restrictions on us coming in.

I hopped the lil turnstile with all the stuff and my boy follows. We get there we running on reserve time, we teaching her stuff and security down our back. police show up and we get escorted out. but i dont give a fuck we did the right thing but we banned from that hospital now. Typical overweight lady at the front desk wanna play me, hell no, used them MTA hopping skills on her we good. No mask no vax no covid test. Unmasked Unvaxxed and untested we took the elevator to the 5th floor.

Lady was okay and very happy we came to see her, feel really bad for her, the hospitals got another victim and i will never forgive big medical.

[Osiris]

@SOPHIE

Man at the train stop with a cat on his shoulder wearing a little hat

[Vanilla_Town]

Fake.

[SOPHIE]

@big_ass

broke up with __ today. She is a wonderful, kind, genuine person. We spent the day running around in the summer heat and when I broke up with her she told me she loved me for the first time. I said I loved her too though I am never really sure of that stuff.

Her only sin was that she was not perfect. She does not know all the dance moves, though she stands on the dance floor and looks at me with a true, genuine smile. She doesn’t have hobbies I can immerse myself deeply into in a silly, roundabout attempt to more deeply engage with her life. She lives far away and is moving even farther for the summer.

She's not fully-formed. She is still building herself.

But are these her sins or mine? I am not perfect. I am not fully-formed. I do not fully love myself, as I am still a work-in-progress, and thus feel incapable of fully loving others.

I did not speak truth to her: I waited to tell her how I felt about LDRs - though I had known she would be traveling - until the very last minute. She asked how long I had known. How long had I felt this way.

When I got home I put on the little totem necklaces I keep in a drawer, the "True-Speaker" and "Awakening," and thought that I would like to call her back. Tell her everything there is to know about me. Everything that might be important or relevant - just pour my whole soul out. But I held back because I felt it could be cruel. It could be cruel because she might still love me after all of that, and I still feel that I cannot, we should not, do a "Long Distance Relationship" - that it will be a slow death and ugly and unpleasant. And I have felt this, known this, and not wanted to tell her because I still wanted to spend time with her. I wanted the genuine connection. So: She has learned something important about me: I am not perfect. I can be selfish. I can be duplicitous. And in this regard I have not lived up to these little necklaces I keep in a drawer.

I wanted to explain to her that, no - See, this little one, the "True-Speaker," means I actually speak the truth. I speak from the heart. I am genuine. Somebody once recognized this about me and they gave me this little necklace to say so. And then one day I un-learned this behavior (because it did not serve me) and now today you meet me: Flawed. A little broken thing. No longer capable of speaking my heart or maybe even knowing it.

[yns]

Bump

[insom]

the best namafia post of all time will be when lbj posts his

[Osiris]

@Plasma1337

[Plasma1337]

hahaha