Holy shit these guys are total idiots
What if there's actually a bubble
Yeah I can’t think right now. Glad one of us is capable of solving this.
Buy inverse ETFs
This is the next CDS
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Drawbacks of inverse ETFs
There are a couple of downsides to inverse ETFs that you need to be aware of. First, since these are actively managed funds, they tend to have relatively high expense ratios -- typically in the ballpark of 1%
Holy shet
On second thought, now might not be the best time to start investing.
There’s never a smart time to start “investing” (day trading) it’s an idiot’s gig
buy options that expire in a week pussy
I have a huge investment in naked puts
Hope the market crashes pussy
https://www.netflix.com/watch/80149535
Now watching this to determine whether “bill ackman thinks we are” is a valid argument in support
current narrative:
the Indian and African subcontinents have to be wiped clean; these third-worlders will burn so much coal in the next decade in an attempt to bring their populaces into the “middle class American lifestyle” that they will accelerate global warming and erase all human life off the planet.
- SiaCoin
Invest in wong bonds
Next weekend’s project is a wong banking system and trading app
invest in jdance carbposting
There will be a “stock” that tracks each user’s posts and measures their success by likes/replies
you can “invest” in a user’s posts by buying that stock and then watch as your entire wong portfolio disintegrates over the course of a week as that user discovers a hot new meme involving pictures of garfield and the elsa jean “blacked” image - which not a even single person thinks is funny, but the poster, inexplicably, will not stop posting it in response to every thread
I’m going to make and then put all my wongs in an inverse ETF that shorts all of your (royal you) posts
Going to short my ‘user profile’
Actually nevermind that’s insider trading
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