I guess it depends on what your goals are if you can describe a little what you hope to accomplish with your money we could probably tell you stuff that would be relevant to you
the most powerful investor in the world
Short Berkshire Hathaway that old fuck has to croak soon
if buffet dies berkshire hathaway is going to crash then moon when they reveal the fact that they have figured out how to revive warren buffet mark my words
just park your money in some index fund for 20 years
yes
They have inverse index funds too if you’re a real autist
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is this fucking retarded ass thread telling me to stop posting because i make up 42% of the replies wtf
I went to fidelity and it told me to fuck off because I am not in america
all of this advice is geared towards americans i have no idea at all about how non american investing works sorry
Just lie to them I had to tell them I had a net worth of over 50k and I make like 80k a year just to trade options in a cash account with no margin
Or try Robin Hood they don’t give a fuck at all I’m sure
yeah I already did
Robin Hood will give you like 10k margin for 12.99 a month and $200 in your account
Fidelity wants you to be a millionaire before they’ll even give you the tools to blow your $2000 account up in a day
One is a fun phone app for millennials the other is an actual brokerage
I called fidelity once at like 9 pm pst (midnight for them) and got a real person who answered my questions professionally and to the best of their ability and helped me. I tried transferring money to robinhood just to make my first fucking trade and the shit didn’t even get taken out of my bank account for 5 days so I emailed them and told them not to pull any money and I got a response a week later basically saying “ok” and no money was ever taken out
yea my parents handle most of their investments through fidelity
tbh i dont know their overall history of how they allocated their money i should ask
i dont have any pressing need to move money i just randomly thought of creating this thread