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Cavs surging

Ill give an indeph take on every team later tonight

Yeah the massive turnaround in attitude people have towards him is annoying. "Ohhh he's such a legend". "Ohhh he's still playing". The dude probably has like 10 different child support payments to make. I'm sure that's the reason he's still playing.

He was a bitch then and he may very well be a bitch now.

don't remind me :(

Yao ming was super overrated and was a psyop to get the nba to china

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  1. Atlanta Hawks
    Trae finally got exposed as the heliocentric chucker he is, I expect him to be dangled in high profile traded. Nothing more then a playin team
  2. Boston Celtics
    Not as high on tatum but one of 3 real contenders in the east, most likley to get out of the east
  3. Brooklyn Nets
    waiting to trade in the offseason cause they dont own picks till 2026, going to fall into a playin game and lose
  4. Charlotte Hornets
    MJ is the worst owner of all time, garbage. LeMelo is overrated. Had the worst trade deadline. Ruined Kemba's Career
  5. Chicago Bulls
    Definition of a "Mid" team, but also underpreforming. Will blow it up in the offseason
  6. Cleveland Cavaliers
    Darkest of darkhorse contenders in the east. Mobley should have been ROTY, and has been showing why all season. Donovan needs to cool it on heroball, SF is still a week position.
  7. Dallas Mavericks
    Dont know yet, but they should be contenders this year. Not being able to double Luka while kyrie is on the floor is going to be unstoppable.
  8. Denver Nuggets
    Best team in the NBA, Jokic is the MVP. I fully expect them to make the finals
  9. Detroit Pistons
    Garbage, Cade injured two seasons in a row
  10. Golden State Warriors
    Curry injured again, Darkhorse contender think the west outgrew them.
  11. Houston Rockets
    Garbage. Sengun is cool. Green is bad, the next Collin Sexton or Levert
  12. Indiana Pacers
    Haliburton is very good, so is Marthun or whoever that rookie is off the bench.
  13. Los Angeles Clippers
    Had a very eventful trade deadline, probably contenders. Kawhi is still elite, PG13 still seems like a choker (game time)
  14. Los Angeles Lakers
    Might win the playin game, not doing much else. Dlo is not good, no defence is played on this team, and AD will probably be injured. Might be too far away to even make the playin. Lebron is bouncing in the summer if kyrie doesnt sign
  15. Memphis Grizzlies
    The most fraudulent team in the NBA. Ja will get a gun charge. Probably second round exit
  16. Miami Heat
    Bubble was a fluke, this team is just average. Bam is good though. If they get westbrick this team might fall apart
  17. Milwaukee Bucks
    Best team in the east, best chance to beat the nuggets. Got crowder in a trade, needed a 3 and D sf like pj tucker.
  18. Minnesota Timberwolves
    lmao the gobert trade is funny, cursed franchise. KAT will be traded in the offseason but even he fell off
  19. New Orleans Pelicans
    Zion is injured too much, if he makes it in the playoffs he might cause issues before he gets injured again. I like Ingram and CJ fits really well so maybe they upset somebody or even get a high enough seed, 2-10 is open
  20. New York Knicks
    Doing better then expected but they dont really have a future without a big trade, which they seem to have tried to do since melo fell off. Dont know who that star would be, maybe luka if the kyrie thing fails horribly
  21. Oklahoma City Thunder
    SGA is nice, has every pick in the world, Chet isnt even playing, the aussie is real good too. Will get bounced in the playing if they even make it
  22. Orlando Magic
    Paulo is good, seem to actually be competitive this year. Probably wont make the playin
  23. Philadelphia 76ers
    Harden is not to be trusted until proven otherwise. Embidd is probably the unluckiest top 3 active player of all time. They could have had tatum btw
  24. Phoenix Suns
    got KD, on paper seems good. But you would have to trust CP3 to not get injured, good luck. Suns vs mavs playoff series would be very fun
  25. Portland Trail Blazers
    "im so loyal" man is still wasting his career here. Actual poverty franchise
  26. Sacramento Kings
    Sabonis is good and I really like how fox improved, I specifically watched his games when he was a rookie, I was very high on him. Has good role players
  27. San Antonio Spurs
    Pop is a duncan baby and a fraud, im happy this will be how he retires
  28. Toronto Raptors
    Bad team but well coached, seems to rely on getting away with physical plays (fouls), Good chance they miss the playin.
  29. Utah Jazz
    A white star in salt lake city is a huge money maker. Might finish top 6 if lucky, I think they win a playin game.
  30. Washington Wizards
    Beal injured and not traded, kuzma not traded, another example of a poverty franchise. Really should have blown it up when Wall was traded

EAST CHAMPS: Bucks
WEST CHAMPS:Denver
FINALS: Denver

MVP: Jokic
ROTY: Paulo
MIP: Markennen
Most clutch player (actual award now): Fox
Coach of the year: Kings coach
Executive: Oy Vey
Feel free to ask any questions

AHHHH I LOOOOVE IT

legendary clip

Don't know enough about the NBA to do a 1-30 but i'll give it a shot

EAST CHAMPS: Cavs
WEST CHAMPS: Denver
FINALS WINNER: Cavs (or Boston, if Cavs don't win the East)

MVP: Doncic
ROTY: No clue on this one
MIP: Again can't say
Most clutch player (actual award now): Doncic
Coach of the year: Kings coach (agree, the fact they look this good after 10+ years of embarrassing garbage is miraculous)
Executive: Morey (getting what he did for Ben is peak LMAO, but maybe that was last year?)

I mean look at that drop-off, it's insane. Looks like a three team race to me (BOS/CLE/DEN). Denver and Milwaukee depend too much on one guy though, you can exploit the hell out of that in the playoffs. That's my (very limited) analysis

I don't believe in MEM and PHI as teams, I just don't. Statistically they're close with those other teams I mentioned but I have ZERO faith in them come playoff time. Zilch.

Oh and if Denver loses in the WCF it will be to the Lakers, not the Warriors. I still have them losing in the final BOS/CLE, for the same reasons as Denver. Too much on one guy.

Warriors would have a good chance against BOS/CLE/MIL but they won't make it out of the west because Jokic won't be worn down enough yet when they meet (potentially in the first round, if not then the second.)

See my above take on the hornets

i watched that and it was excellent

Warriors

@Tywin Nuggets winning it all, as expected