NO NUT NOVEMBER HYPE TRAIN

I cant think of a single job that suits jones - not even programming

i know providing services to human beings is hard but you're a big boy you can do something

He can be a video essayist.

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The cloest job for him is probably cop

he has the charisma but would need to become more generic to market himself. unlikely based on passed exp imo

Potentially night janitor at a community college

He just gets fired though

true. people always shit talk jannies it's a time honored tradition but they do god's work and eat the shit no one else will

also true

he'll find a job out there somewhere don't worry fellas

The unfortunate reality is that people like Jones are the ultimate Hedonists - he has fallen in love with his self-imposed "suffering".

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that's pride not gluttony, the latter is much more closely attached to hedonism

pride is the strongest and most feared tbf

Its the only way he can live with himself

Maybe I should just go back to college and post about my Calculus 2 classes.

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Nice i got him

I think that's what I should do: go back to college and take an Operating Systems course.

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nah just try being less of a piece of shit and maybe more people will enjoy you

I would look forward to this type of content

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jones/jdance any% math degree would be lit