Official NADota Sane-Off

Welcome to the official competition to find the most sane member of the NAMAFIA forum!

Rules:

  1. Answer the polls honestly and don't troll

  2. Speak only about yourself and not others. This is not the place to talk about others - do that in the blog thread. If you think someone lied, we will appoint an Official Arbiter to get to the bottom of it. This thread is for self-assessment.

  3. Don't fight with people, keep it pleasant. At the end of the day, there can only be one Most Sane Poster of NAMAFIA. We want to support that person and cheer for his (or her!) success. This is not the thread for takedowns.

Once all questions are asked and answered, we will add up the points for everyone and declare a winner.


Question 1

Happy Father's Day! You will:
  • See your Dad in-person along with extended family
  • Meet in person (1 on 1)
  • Call on the phone
  • Not talk to Dad
  • Sit alone in your room and say out loud (or talk to someone else and say) the things you would say if you could talk to Dad
0 voters

Question 2

How many days in a typical week do you use a mind-altering substance? (drinking/smoking/drugs)
  • 7
  • 6
  • 5
  • 4
  • 3
  • 2
  • 1
  • 0
0 voters

Question by YNS

Both my dad's out out of state this weekend. I texted them but oh well. Usually actually do things with them, so it's weird.

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I let him know happy Father’s Day

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What should question 3 be

Who wants to design question 3

I answered phone call to dad because I sent mine a letter but that isn't an option. I don't have his phone number and I figured since it is the first contact with him in ages I should make it high effort.

Third question should be the paragraph-posting rate but I don't know how to design the answers.

Take your time. We will await your decision on this one

I did post a few nice paragraphs once

Rip real man thread

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Social media usage

Less than 10 minutes a day
30 minutes a day
An hour a day
More than one hour a day

Including facebook, twitter/X and all spinoffs, instagram, reddit, etc.

I encourage screen shots to brag about your usage. It encourages others.

Question 3

Social media usage (Including facebook, twitter/X and all spinoffs, instagram, reddit, etc.)
  • Less than 10 minutes a day
  • 30 minutes a day
  • An hour a day
  • More than one hour a day
0 voters

Courtesy of Huber

I don't know how to measure this one because I am using my computer a lot of the time

Does Messenger count?

Does NAMafia count?

If it's only doomscrolling some 'content feed' I am probably good at less than 10 min

But if you include other brain junk you can definitely bump it up

I think we can say without NAMafia and without direct messaging apps.

Another win for me. I am looking extremely sane in this thread so far

Very lucky that hubert doobert could not figure out how to quantify the paragraph writing one

Oh it's coming

Not a fair question btw
Do u guys not wfh

Things are not looking good for you right now.

You don’t realize that I’ve already won