In this thread post side profile and full frontal nudes to have your time trial position critiqued by me, wind tunnel man, and I will attempt to guess your drag coefficient.
First up we have Jan Ullrich sporting the sick Rudy Project spectacles and space age Walser bike replete with narrow q factor and iconic flat bar styling guaranteed to lead to many palmares and ulnar nerve entrapment
Score: 7/10 for cute celeste colorway
im sure youll find some things to do in fucking kansas LOL
Next we have Mario Cippolini cummin in hot bringing new meaning the word skinsuit by bearing it all!
+.5 point for the Saeco edition American made Cannondale aluminatti steed before production was outsourced to Penang
-.5 point for the made in France Mavic disc wheels
Score: 8/10, I'll still let you fuck my wife Mario! as long as you're wearing that saucy number!
I think we'll finish up this round of user submissions with Floyd Landis
Remarkable form, clearly some kind of reverse wedgie suckout effect going on there in the undercarriage and I think it's intentional!
Love the prayer hand position or as some call it mantis style, many breakthroughs have come about from observing nature and this is no different
I'm having trouble assigning a score to this one, but I do respect a man willing to sacrifice everything in pursuit of speed.
Hermann Maier is a fucking god
10/10 for having matching helmets whatever his chosen mode of transport
He's so butch, I would like to see him in the velodrome. I think he could take Sir Christopher Hoy.
I want to put this man:
On a women's T_T bike
Or maybe one of the old Cinelli Laser bikes
And coach him for a run at the hour record