I’m joking with you btw you’re not insane I just picked a vaguely arbitrary list of people and then prepared to defend it by insulting whichever people came along
Getting out of that is exactly why I need to get into something more honest and fresh, like your sister
Who’s to say my sister is honest and fresh
I think you’re a decent guy, if she’s anything like you I’ll be Head over heels
If she’s anything like me she’s a psychopath and will manipulate you into giving up your social media accounts so she can post things like: Why I have to leave Seattle. By Glen.
Shit
Yeah she has some issues
my sister got rejected from duke for graduate school apparently
news to me
Condolences
Stop
Just stop
I wish it were about heroin that sounds a lot more chill
sorry I had to break the news to you
bump
in desperate need
i can make it feel real
Also bumping my own application
Rereading the old discussion above. Wish I could like my own posts; I'm hilarious.