On The Market For a New E-Girlfriend

I’m joking with you btw you’re not insane I just picked a vaguely arbitrary list of people and then prepared to defend it by insulting whichever people came along

Getting out of that is exactly why I need to get into something more honest and fresh, like your sister

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Who’s to say my sister is honest and fresh

I think you’re a decent guy, if she’s anything like you I’ll be Head over heels

If she’s anything like me she’s a psychopath and will manipulate you into giving up your social media accounts so she can post things like: Why I have to leave Seattle. By Glen.

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Shit

Yeah she has some issues

my sister got rejected from duke for graduate school apparently

news to me

Condolences

Stop

Just stop

I wish it were about heroin that sounds a lot more chill

sorry I had to break the news to you

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bump

in desperate need

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i can make it feel real

Also bumping my own application

Rereading the old discussion above. Wish I could like my own posts; I'm hilarious.

@SOPHIE can we please add