Provoking Jones Thread

The confidence exuberated is much more when you arent looking for the attention for it.

For example, when girls find out i am sporting a 7 inch long penis with a botched circumcision despiten having never mentioned it before

You have seen my cock you know how impressive it is.

(Read the title of the thread)

You are only allowed to be excited about telling the future if its in regards to placing bets on derivatives in financial markets. Then the girls will love your money

Basically if you just turn this around and imagine a woman doing the annoying things that you do - would you be annoyed? If a girl cant get any enjoyment from a movie you like because she knew the ending and kept bragging about it to you.

You need an oil change of the brain.

What men like and what women like isnt really all that different. Besides gold diggers, but if a girl you know has an ounce of that dont even talk to her anymore she is fake and will make you suicidal

@CulturedUrbanite

Nyte kept trying to move into jones basement and take his money but luckily his dad was there to protect him. Look at jones now

So many posts.

Are you "provoking jones" by spamming your own thread?

Yes.

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jones is too insecure to make a smurf so he plays with toprak and his cousin to feel better

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"brendan?? lol he's so BAD AND HIS MMR IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
loses mid 8/10 times

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The lukewarm stack is not looking so good

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Finally, someone shows jones how to really dominate a mid lane. @lwyrup dominates the tinker hard until he abandons. Take notes














































































































































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The self-grave is a really nice touch

Bump

After watching the game it's unbelievable that brendan continues playing with you, nmagane just shitting on him the whole time. It's very discouraging and probably the reason he missed so many graves later in the game. Also the ragging on brendan disguises the bad play from the other two, which is also game-losing - jones item choices and never having buyback, nma trying to "gank" by hooking into enemy jungle and just dying to 5 heroes/feeding storm spirit over and over

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