How’s it feel to be less successful than me in every possible way?
I don’t care dude
That’s the entire point
How does it feel to be infinitely less happy than me?
It seems like you actually do.
I’m not. You clearly are unhappy with your life, and you’ve voiced that quite often, at least with respect to sex and women
Wait one sec
Look I reacted with virgin to my own post
Your turn
Haha you can’t
React with virgin to your own post and I’ll quit the forum
That’s because I’m not one
So what? Just do it
Imagine having an ego so large you can’t use an emoji reaction on your own post.
That’s some seriously fucked up shit
Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeee
I would do it I’m an instant if it actually meant you’d stop posting
Okay do it I’ll quit
I wanna quit I’ve been looking for a reason
I could quit whenever I want, really
Do it 
No, you can’t. You won’t stop posting. You have no self-control