What would you do? Kill him? Seduce him?
Short story idea: guy who loves the taste of the emulsifier of shredded cheese and carefully removes it from the strands of cheese and stores it in a safe place but one day it gets hot and melts together
I NEED to fuck Bowsette
Short story idea: guy who’s never sure if he should wear shoes and must contemplate for 30 minutes before leaving the house pacing back and forth and muttering to himself
Shoes create slaves of our feet. Why do you want to be dependent on the profit margins of Big Footwear? The barefoot movement is real, and you need to be a part of it. How’s that for a story?
I squat without shoes
Short story idea: guy who’s never had scrambled eggs finds they aren’t all they’re cracked open to be
The phrase is “cracked up to be”. This is incredibly forced and presents incorrect meaning.
They are in fact all they are cracked open to be. The entire unit slips right out of the shell.
Hahah yeah totally
You can barely write a proper sentence, I wouldn’t expect you to understand what I’m writing.
You’re so good at this!
You’re only embarrassing yourself with these last two “Funny witty sarcastic joke” posts. For someone your age you’re still very childish when it comes to admitting you’re wrong.
Yes, yes, I’m sure that’s it! S u r e of it!
Hey nyte respondto my posts instead of nmaganes
It’s clear you have no idea what this thread is talking about at this point so just leave.
Take your garbage to Jdance’s discord.
That’s a mature perspective!
So wise, nmagane!
To which