Requesting name change to: Dondi Fontaine Houwk . PyronFlex.ManilaMajor.SumailGODYATORO.GGBET

I don't think I need to tell you what attunements I care and care not to have.

In the Age of Ancients the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of gay crabs, Archtrees and Everlasting Dragons. But then there was Fire and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, light and dark. Then from the dark, They came, and found the Souls of Lords within the flame. Nito, the First of the Dead, The Witch of Izalith and her Daughters of Chaos, Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights. And the Furtive Pygmy, so easily forgotten.

With the strength of Lords, they challenged the Dragons. Gwyn's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scales. The Witches weaved great firestorms. Nito unleashed a miasma of death and disease. And Seath the Scaleless betrayed his own, and the Dragons were no more.

Thus began the Age of Fire. But soon the flames will fade and only Dark will remain. Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless nights. And amongus the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Darksign.

Yes, indeed. The Darksign brands the Undead. And in this land, the Undead are corralled and led to the north, where they are locked away, to await the end of the world... This is your fate.

Only, in the ancient legends it is stated, that one day an undead shall be chosen to leave the undead asylum, in pilgrimage, to the land of ancient lords, Lordran.

@Toprak is branded by the darksign. (Shitty Tattoo)

your mom loves it.

your mom eats so much of my cum every night for dinner

Make sure to wear long sleeves in your job interviews. You don't want anyone seeing that.

i put on topson videos while we have sex

I hope a life of toil and labor won't bring your high spirits and sense of humor down too far.

You have a two year old brother nmagane. hes name is arteezy.. i ejaculated inside youelr mother and named him artrezy after he was born.. he lives in turkey with me

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^ shirt i bought for your mom.. your dad thinks it means live laugh love

When are you getting on Steam? We should play some Spelunky or maybe Guilty Gear.

your dads cum tastes like expired shwarma and my cum tastes like strawberries (youre mom said this to me.)

Hahahahha. hes texting his mom asking if it's true right now.. hahaha you want me to send you pictures of your brother(Arteezy)?

You are so random lol.

^Arteezies first birthday(we were on vacation in Cuba)

I'll be waiting in TS.

She said my Dagon 5 makes your dads Magic Stick look tiny

I pop your moms Aeon disk in one hit

Keep chasing after the lionskin... but I'll be enjoying my foxpelt.

Once you've had a feel for lionskin foxpelt cant keep you warm anymore.