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Yeah i guess you have to be somewhat of a masochist

that's probably a significant portion of human history when arranged marriages exist.

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call christina's parents and ask for the arrangement then

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Ok im out of advice....continue the train wreck

like, I don't even want to argue the efficacy, the success rate, whatever you want for my "attempt to gain nyte back"

shit got litty, welcome back jones

the goal isn't to use these 8 tips learned from studying human evolutionary behavior to manipulate her back into my arms

You're implying there's a goal at all

@Nyte jones loves you so much he is literally willing to manipulate you into getting you back. What's your issue here?

the goal is to make EXTREMELY FUNNY posts interspered with "apologize to me" and see where it's going to go.

i think I distinctly said the opposite of that

I don't mean to be antagonizing but have you ever had any actual goals

i was just trying to make a funny post

Christina is too rational to ever date a phsyco you are displaying here

hey jones just had sex with nyte it was great glad I could tell you about it

Me, a hippie from Sweden: My friend is a nice guy
My friend: The woman who I have been telling to kill herself for 6 months owes me an apology and reconciliation for not sticking it out

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strangely enough her nipples were like half the size of her breast

what does sticking it out mean?

im more concerned about her telling me she wouldn't just ditch me in the middle of the night when that's basically what she did.

me: why do you think I like you at all christina
nyte: beacuse you want to feel wanted

I have SERIOUS conflicting thoughts over the "real relationship advice" juxtaposed with the "internet relationship dont care advice"