Secret

i really don't care about what any of these people are putting forth

-ev post

instead of working at a barista at Starbucks to save up money for a trip to California to lose his virginity to nyte this genius called me at 3am asking me to buy him plane tickets trying to convince me by telling me it would be a funny joke to troll numeta or something

I really* don't care.

Then close this site and go listen to some Tony Robbins

if i'm going to close this website, I'm going to go work on one of my projects lost in /dev/sda5.

i recommend one of the ones that utilized hand-written assembly

It takes 60 hours of work at minimum wage to earn the $500 to fly out to California and have sex with nyte and you couldn’t do that in the 1.5 years you had some weird internet relationship with her LMFAO

I pull 60 hours of work in a week easy bro you can’t even wake up before noon to go to a job

This shits boring dude who cares

it frankly is

based on all available information what are the chances jones is a virgin in 20 years

Troia nyte was a bit more entertaining than this

I'll give you some miles if you think you still have a chance and we can all move past this

id rather have jones than nyte

The day has passed, jones needs to find some other 30 something lonely woman to speak with for over a year and never meet then become increasingly hostile and obsessed when she dumps his boring broke ass

can i have miles

what I need miles more dude

my girlfriend is moving 4 hours away in 2 weeks :(

yeah but to midwesterners that's a medium drive not a flight :^)