I was applying for a job at Pet Smart; they had given me the application and I had went outside, filled it out, and then returned it to what presented as the manager.
The guy looked it over, grimaced, and then said something along the lines of “I don’t think we could use you, we’re looking for people with more animal experience”. I told him I really needed the job, and he sighed, then told me maybe I should learn to code or something.
now I’m sitting here on twitter looking at all my friends feeds and they’re starting startups making and building 3d printed leg braces for war veterans and I’m sitting here in front of my computer, in my disgusting room, eating uncooked rice a roni and consulting cppreference.com
BOOM CRASH BOOM CRASH BOOM CYMBAL CYMBAL
… and when I say I might fade like a sigh if I stay…
I MUST PERSUADE YOU ANOTHER WAY
THERE’S NO LOVE IN FEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
just do webdev dude a monkey could do it