im naming my dog Charles
Or Franklin
or Harrison
or Westminster
What kind of dog u gonna get
A fat, lazy one
Just like him?
Iāve noticed dogs kind of take the personalities of their owners. I assume this means jdances dog will be repugnant and awkward
Yeah well at least it wonāt blindsided me with kids
I canāt afford grandchildren right now
Youāre an idiot if your gf doesnāt get an abortion
iām going to take george rr martin and put him on a diet of raw steaks & veggies, 6 walks a day, and train him to bark on my command
in short, george rr martin will be my bitch
Reason #1 not to fuck Mexicans:
They donāt get abortions
Grandma got run over by a reindeer coming home from our house Christmas Eve you may think thereās no such thing as santa but as for me and Grandpa we believe
That last ones pretty easy to do, just give your dog attention whenever he barks
Think so? Iāve never actually had a dog but I imagine the hard part is training him to understand a ādonāt barkā command
Yeah, I know because I raised my parents dog and only after I moved out did I realize my dog had a barking problem because we started giving her treats for barking, and then giving her a lot of attention when she does bark instead of doing nothing (meh) or immediately disciplining (better). Donāt X is a bad thing to reward because it encourages your dog to X in order to get a treat
Are there discourse user docs anywhere btw?
Iām trying to style my posts better
What do you mean? Itās all markdown combined with some basic bbcode.
You can write html into the posts, right?