Steps I'm Taking To Battle Depression

im naming my dog Charles

Or Franklin

or Harrison

or Westminster

What kind of dog u gonna get

A fat, lazy one

Just like him?

Iā€™ve noticed dogs kind of take the personalities of their owners. I assume this means jdances dog will be repugnant and awkward

Yeah well at least it wonā€™t blindsided me with kids

I canā€™t afford grandchildren right now

Youā€™re an idiot if your gf doesnā€™t get an abortion

iā€™m going to take george rr martin and put him on a diet of raw steaks & veggies, 6 walks a day, and train him to bark on my command

in short, george rr martin will be my bitch

Reason #1 not to fuck Mexicans:

They donā€™t get abortions

Grandma got run over by a reindeer coming home from our house Christmas Eve you may think thereā€™s no such thing as santa but as for me and Grandpa we believe

That last ones pretty easy to do, just give your dog attention whenever he barks

Think so? Iā€™ve never actually had a dog but I imagine the hard part is training him to understand a ā€œdonā€™t barkā€ command

Yeah, I know because I raised my parents dog and only after I moved out did I realize my dog had a barking problem because we started giving her treats for barking, and then giving her a lot of attention when she does bark instead of doing nothing (meh) or immediately disciplining (better). Donā€™t X is a bad thing to reward because it encourages your dog to X in order to get a treat

Are there discourse user docs anywhere btw?

Iā€™m trying to style my posts better

What do you mean? Itā€™s all markdown combined with some basic bbcode.

You can write html into the posts, right?