its probably your dad on the bill
Why the fuck would I pay for my own phone if he wasn’t paying for this shit I just wouldn’t have one lmao waste of money
Page me
I was just explaining how the caller ID works. I need to get off the fam plan aswell its just that Google Fi or w/e doesn’t work perfectly on iPhones
no I looked his phone number up using my whitepages premium account because I wanted to make sure I would be calling an actual phone number and not google voice
Well it works for Caller ID too, since everyone on my family plan shows up as my dad on Caller ID
Tinder is a lot more addictive when you don’t masturbate
probably cuz ua re horny
Is that how I’m supposed to explain my legs shaking when I see skinny girl I’m bikini??
how do ur legs even shake without breaking you fat fuck
The earth shakes and it is much larger than both of us combined
pretty sure at this point the earth is orbiting around you
i’d say the same to you since you look auschwitzy
Keep shitting on me I think it’s working
You’re saving my life
I look good
answer the phone fat boy, face your fears fatty and you wont have to stuff your face everyday like the fat fucking slob you are
yeah but you’d have spread through those thunder thighs to get in
Alright I can work on this hell yeah I’m going to be a cum blaster 16 kids by age 30