Thanks, giving mafia Day 1


Setup: 09:12 - MafiaWiki

Setup roll info: I Randomly chose a single number between 1 and 12. I took the role corresponding to that from the clock above and the two following hours. 11, for example, yields Town Doctor, Mafia Roleblocker, Town Vanilla Cop.

𝐕𝐓 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 -- verbatim

Title: Your role
Text: Welcome to game! You are a Vanilla Townie.

You have no active abilities.

You win if all threats to the town are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Confirm by replying to this PM with a summary of your role.


Lore that totally wasn't initially AI Generated:

As the last of the autumn leaves drifted across the quiet village of Harvest Hollow, the townsfolk gathered in the lamplit square, ready for another bountiful Thanksgiving season. But something felt…off. The usually cheerful chatter was replaced with nervous whispers, and the aroma of roasting herbs couldn’t quite mask the unsettling sense that someone—or something—was lurking among them.

Rumor had it that a group of mischievous, feather-ruffling fiends had slipped into town under the cover of night. These were no ordinary troublemakers. They weren't Jive Turkeys either. No, these were the Turkey Mafia—a secretive flock determined to turn the tables on the humans this year. One by one, townspeople began vanishing from their homes, leaving behind nothing but scattered feathers and confused footprints in the frost.

Each sunrise brought a smaller gathering to the square. Faces grew pale. Voices grew thin. And everyone wondered the same thing:

Who among us are the Gobblers? We have to find them -- or it's only a matter of time before we're all gobbled for good. And not the good kind.

The game begins. Trust no one. Even Thanksgiving isn’t safe anymore.


Players:
@LuckyArtist
@magicmagininja
@Matticus
@KrazyKat
@ian
@yns
@Nyte
@Roragok
@big_ass

THREAD CLOSES AT 10PM Thursday (Tomorrow)

~36 hours remain

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@mafiabot startgame 11082

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I claim uncle that won’t shut up about politics.

i claim the crazy alien conspiracy theorist tinfoil hat wearer

I claim rich childless aunt who showed up with her roommate

I shouldn’t have signed. I hate Thanksgiving and I’m getting triggered. I want it to be Christmas.

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(Ian has claimed the Scrooge of Thanksgiving)

Thanksgiving is a shit holiday. It’s fucking shit.

you mean, in its historical foundation or contemporary tradition?

I would have nothing against harvest festivals if I didn’t spend them with my in-laws.

Last time we got together someone wouldn’t stop talking about the ■■■■■■■” he got into an altercation with at one of those lakeside public outdoor gyms, and by Thanksgiving tradition I have to pretend to be grateful he’s a part of my life.

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In this story the ■■■■■■ was there with his girlfriend.

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I step up to the doorway with a banner of raised-fist Donald J. Trump hanging down from the third story balcony, and begin Thanksgiving.

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Christmas has the same drawbacks but at least I have an excuse to make things.

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uhm, hmm

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My abstinence will soon be broken.

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I’m getting bent out of shape thinking about it. I wasn’t joking about the theme triggering me. Sorry for the negative vibes.

It’s totally fine. We’re here for you if you need emotional support.

Sorry to say but these gobblers are cooked

3peat lynch matty day 1?

Wouldn’t it be 2peat? I don’t really know the rules of that though tbh