that gave me an idea for a thread. hold up
I've been paid only twice for my posting, but I'm fine with the amounts (USD, no sex)
no sexual favors were offered or requested to me
I am honestly offended
That's precisely why you were selected
Your reputation as a premier scatologist is second to none
If the undersides of my fingernails could talk...
hey airhogs just like how i invited you to the goy club teamspeak im going to give you a little headsup that all my buds are slowly moving to the southeast corner of the US so in that near future we can sail out into international waters and probably behead some homeless people or something. Use that elon musk starlink low latency satellite internet to shitpost on the open ocean.
Offer is open.
i dont work on teams either
like there's this mexican guy that was malnourished enough as a kid that he's going to sleep in one of those hammock banana racks
We here at viasat have been empowering white women for quite some tiem
i think whatever elon musks doing it's supposed to be so low in the atmosphere it'll be like a careening fireball soaring over the sky continously
but i mean that's just going to be common sight in 5 years when the poleshift happens lol right?
don't you dare talk to me about randal carlsen or graham hancock with a tone like that to me ever again.
my brain is running at such a high level that im listening to elton john and tool at the same time.
i wish i was joking holy shit LMAO
like i had no idea you could just go on craigslist and get inbred puppies from hillbilly trash for chaep either and holy fuck do i want a dog to sleep on me every night when i go to sleep
they have everything there - spoken in regards to craigslist
you could/should just resell a bunch of puppy mill dogs to international students
i live in alabama dude theres no international students here lol
i want to layer elis regina over the now alice in chains, tool mix so i can practice my portugeuse anki and lean enough to tell a middle aged brazilian woman that loving her is like a dream
i want to, but I can't because I'm posting in the dan issue thread currently