There's a Bear in the Woods! (Day 1)

Mafia
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Wish one of you knew how to program I don't feel like rewriting the damn bot alone

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You are a Gay Bear (PR). You win when all threats to town are eliminated. You are eliminated if you are NKed or if your "friend" REDACTED is killed.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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Its our fault for hiring programmers from etsy

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Anybody can roll for anything.

You fail your roll.

The campsite sits on the north-western corner of an idyllic lake in the mountains. It is surrounded on all sides by thick, gnarled forest. West of the camp is a path into the woods. On the far north shore you spot a Distant Hermitage.

The temperature is 73°F with a Humidity of 76% and a south-westerly wind. You think it might rain tonight.

The trees are mostly coniferous and the ground cover dense. You think it might be risky to wander the forest beyond the beaten path. There is firewood aplenty around the campsite and the lake is calm and clear - perfect for fishing.

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Dungeon master, i would like to roll insight to see if i know anything of fat tonys history

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Go ahead. From now on do the roll in the same post as the request

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@mafiabot roll 1d20

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@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 17

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With your incredible insight you perceive that Fat Tony and @bazingaboy are the same person.

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Quantum position?

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Fat Tony is an alias of Bazinga Guy.

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so what are we thinking about jdance

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i can’t decide how to read him

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@mafiabot vote @Vanilla_Town

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What's your role?

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I don't like it when people ask that question.

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Ok. What's your role?

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What do you want me to say?

"Hey bears. I have an elephant gun. Please kill me first."