Tinder thread

Actually fuck it I got time now

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Hi profile tinder match told me she liked my personality in her first message. Does that mean I’m ugly?

Means she’s dumb. NEXT!

She was probably trying to be funny.

Good call. I can be funnier than her though.

Nope

“Spotlight, Moonlight”

Raindrop

He only comes once a year

Sighs, same.