Voter thread 2024

I dropped out of HS so I missed a math course or two

I went to one of the first iterations of fake public-subsidized online charter high school for bad boys for a year and they paid me $100 cash to show up for the state graduation test and later got shut down by the state those were good times

Wow hype is actually re tarded dude lmfao

i am at peace now, i'm old and i work the fields, play with my stray dog, and then retire at night to linear algebra.

my work is done - i voted for DJT and he abolished the defense contracting small business racial spoils system - it's over and it is time for me to rest

Can you explain more how these SBA companies work? I have some black friends I can use to do this

Did I miss the boat on it?

What normally happen is that there will be an existing business that will find some black person, some woman, etc. who will set up a front business and get an 8(a) or WOSB/MOSB designator which will then give them very juicy preferences for contracts.

At that point you can just subcontract out the work to someone else and take a cut.

There's also stuff like the mentor protege program that will pair you up with a prime, who needs X amount of their suppliers to be minority owned, etc. and they'll just give you fake work.

At the moment it's sort of dead -- you have to write essays about how you're "socially disadvantaged" and give personal anecdotes about how racism stopped you from starting a business as opposed to just being black or a woman.

You're socially disadvantaged so you might actually qualify for that one.

Yeah the SBA officer will totally approve me when I tell them I wanted to start a business but realized that you needed to be black or woman to get SBA handouts so instead I just freelanced for a company that was nominally controlled by his wife for a WOSB sticker.

You should get officially diagnosed with a disability and then do the same but play the disability angle. I'm sure they have programs for this

You can set up entities where you effectively just work as a staffing firm -- you are owned by a 51% minority owner and you subcontract with a larger prime, providing just bodies to work on their property doing software development, etc. and take a cut on every single salary.

If you write me an 8(a) application about how I'm gay and I take it up the ass and how that disadvantaged me from starting a missile company I will literally submit it for kicks at this point

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Let's workshop this. @Hype want to get us started with ChatGPT?

In High School I wanted to be an engineer and start an engineering firm that built cool rockets but I was gay and some kids whose dads were engineers made me suck their cock in the bathroom and told me I would never be an engineer because I was a f*g

You could submit that and likely get priority access to federal funds

that's how ridiculous the system is/was

https://www.acquisition.gov/far/52.219-9

Watched the whole video. This guy is the male equivalent of Amy Schumer