Voter thread 2024

Meds

Regardless of what you think, the truth of the matter is exactly what I’m typing here

It is comical that you were teeheeing at immaturity and then u guys are posting this way sober

Either unban Hype or every member of the administrative team is going to have a bad summer

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finally cracked twitter after elon buying it

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Now it’s time to resume the great hunt for Jones

I’m not sure. Possibly, in Tokyo now and spending 10 days touring western/southern? Japan so maybe I’ll end up there but I don’t actually know the itinerary like that

@SOPHIE mods out of control

Nobody supports mod harassment of posters and infetterance in personal squabbles

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Unfortunately nobody maintains mod action logs now so it's unclear which rogue actor mod is the issue but I'm guessing it's LBJ

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It's better this way buddy. You lost the election. Get over it.

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This is you unironically.

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Big ass but small brain

Soon, we’ll bring you back from deaths cold grip and better than ever. Behind closed threads, we've been discussing how we can use the wealth we’ve been creating using ethically harvested forum user data to improve the average poster QoL, and eventually solve our existential userbase dilemma.

Our first step was to conduct a non-biased survey. At NAM, we believe the user is always right. And our Perfect survey data has shown that a majority of perfectly reasonable people believe that improvements to moderation will improve the website and fix just about everything.

With this in mind, our current plan is to recycle a previously low value poster — augmenting him to moderate beyond human capability. Like robocop but if he stayed indoors. We believe you would be the perfect candidate.

We also wholly believe it will fix everything and usher in a new dawn, a platinum age that makes the gold one look like our current site. Assuming you also believe, we kindly ask that you freeze yourself if you believe yourself to be in mortal danger, and also dox yourself so we may find and adjust you.

Anyways, Let me know if you have any questions. just wanted to loop you and the community on this.

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Are you seriously using AI to write your jokes for you?

You are genuinely the most pathetic person in the world

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The bots are stealing — from our most deranged posters and thats not ok

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Na mafia is AI generated what a time to be alive nothing is real

Sinners was somehow more boring than thunderbolts. 5/10

Just as stable as anyone else here!